OK guys and guyettes.
I spent a couple of years digitising several hundred cassettes of 'The Archers' for a fellow collector.
Now it turns out, he also has heaps of JAM cassettes.
I'm not brave enough to claim they might contain missing episodes, but they could very well offer upgrades to some of the episodes we have.
His episode list follows. If we all had a rummage through the list, we might uncover gold.
I am going to see if I can get the cassettes and digitise them.
Good luck
JB0. Just a Minute (16.11.88) – see RB4.8
JB1. 1 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/A. Melly ('Boswell')
2 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/A. Melly ('Admirable Virtues')
JB2. 3 Williams/Freud/A. Melly/P. Jones ('Jazz')
4 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/S. Hancock ('Quince')
JB3. 5 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/S. Hancock ('Noise')
6 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/S. Hancock ('My Life So Far')
JB4. 7 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/S. Hancock ('Frozen Food')
8 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/Juno Alexander ('Fellow Feeling')
JB5. 9 Williams/P. Jones/S. Hancock/A. Marks ('What I Put into Life')
10 Janet Brown/Magnus Pike/P. Jones/Williams ('Keeping Fit')
JB6. 11 Freud/ G. Garden/P. Jones/Williams ('Making My Peace')
12 Nimmo/Freud/Patrick Moore/Williams ('Litter Bugs')
JB7. 13 Freud/Thora Hird/P. Jones/Nimmo ('Poverty')
14 Ray Allen/Freud/P. Jones/Williams ('My Plot')
JB8. 15 S. Hancock/P. Jones/Nimmo/Williams ('Trolls')
16 Janet Brown/Freud/P. Jones/Williams ('Me')
JB9. 17 Freud/P. Jones/A. Marks/Williams ('The Moon')
18 Freud/P. Jones/Nimmo/Williams ('Bath Night')
JB10. 19 Williams/Nimmo/S. Hancock/B. Cribbins ('Fools') 1988
20 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/P. Moore ('Superstitions')
JB11. 21 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/P. Moore ('Superstitions') - repeat
22 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/T. Trinder ('Being Scared')
JB12. 23 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/Janet Brown ('Eccentrics')
24 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/J. Whitfield ('What Makes Me Burst with Pride')
JB13. 25 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/S. Hancock ('Making a Good Start')
26 Williams/Nimmo/S. Hancock/B. Cribbins ('Customs')
JB14. 27 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/P. Moore ('How to Become Celebrated')
28 Williams/P. Jones/Nimmo/Joan Blakewell ('My Ideal')
JB15. 29 Williams/P. Jones/Freud/Nimmo ('Excitement')
30 Nimmo/P. Jones/Freud/P. Merton ('Beauty Contests')
JB16. 31 Wendy Richard/P. Jones/P. Merton/R. Murdoch ('Defrosting the Fridge')
32 Freud/G. Garden/P. Jones/Williams ('Making My Peace') - repeat
JB17. 33 Nimmo/Tim Rice/Freud//Jimmy Melville, ('Package Deals')
34 Nimmo/P. Jones/P. Merton/Freud ('Graffiti')
JB18. 35 Nimmo/T. Rice/Freud/Emma Freud ('Odds')
36 Nimmo/P. Jones/P. Merton/Freud ('Graffiti') - repeat
JB19. 37 Nimmo/W. Richard/P. Jones/Freud ('Diaries')
38 W. Richard/P. Jones/P. Merton/R. Murdoch ('Garden Worms')
JB20. 39 Williams/Freud/P. Jones/Nimmo ('The Parson’s Nose')
40 P. Jones/Nimmo/Freud/P. Merton ('Selling by Telephone')
JB21. 41 Nimmo/P. Jones/W. Richard/Freud ('Health Ford Shops')
42 Beryl Reid/Wilma Ewart/Freud/Nimmo ('Excuses for Being Late')
JB22. 43 Freud/Nimmo/Amie McDonald/Una Stubbs ('My Honeymoon')
44 Freud/Anona Wynne/Lucy Bartlett ('Bloomer')
JB23. 45 Freud/Nimmo/Rene Houston/Barbara Blake ('My First Grown-up Dress')
46 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Charmian Innis ('When I Wear a Top Hat')
JB24. 47 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Betty Marsden ('Keeping Wicket')
48 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Charmian Innis ('Outdoor Games')
JB25. 49 Williams, Jones, Nimmo, Freud ('Fashionable Bed Attire')
50 Williams, Nimmo, Freud, Percival ('Nuts') (26.5.88)
JB26. 51 Williams/Freud/Nimmo/R. Murdoch ('Nappies')
52 Pull the Other One ?
JB27. 53 (Junk at the beginning) P. Jones/Nimmo/Williams/Jean Marsh ('Making a Real Fuss')
54 Williams/Nimmo/P. Jones/C. Freud ('Getting Uptight') - last episode with K. Williams
JB28. 55 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Amie McDonald ('How to Stay Lovely')
56 First Episode with Williams; also Freud, Geraldine Jones ('Learning to Fly')
JB29. 57 Freud, Nimmo, Murdoch, Williams ('Nappies') - repeat see JB26.51
58 Freud, Nimmo, Geraldine Jones, Williams ('Romulus & Remus')
JB30. 59 Freud, Parsons, Williams (Geraldine Jones in Chair) ('How to Eat Macaroni Delicately and Without Cutting It')
60 Freud, G. Jones, Parsons (Williams in Chair: 'The Days of the Week')
JB31. 61 Freud, G. Jones, Williams ('Winter Woollies')
62 Freud, G. Jones, Williams ('Pythagoras')
JB32. 63 Freud, G. Jones, Nimmo, Williams ('Giving Up Smoking')
64 Freud/G. Jones/Nimmo/Williams ('Best Hour in the Week')
JB33. 65 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Williams ('What You See in the Looking Glass')
66 Freud/Nimmo/Melly/Williams ('Doing Nothing')
JB34. 67 Freud/Nimmo/Marsden/Williams ('Striking a Fresh Acquaintance')
68 Freud/Nimmo/Lucy Bartlett/Williams ('Dog Watch')
JB35. 69 Freud/Nimmo/G. Jones/Williams ('How to Get a Seat on a Crowded Train')
70 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Williams ('Gossipping')
JB36. 71 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Williams ('What to do with your Vitality')
72 Freud/Nimmo/M. Karlin/Williams ('Where to draw the Line')
JB37. 73 Freud/Nimmo/G. Jones/Williams ('How to Shorten Long Telephone Conversations')
74 Freud/Nimmo/Juno Alexander/Williams ('The Function of a Good Waiter')
JB38. 75 Freud/Nimmo/Teddy Beverly/Williams ('The Things I Say')
76 Freud/Nimmo/M. Karlin/Williams ('Makeup')
JB39. 77 Freud/Nimmo/S. Hancock/ Williams ('Xmas Party Games')
78 Freud/Nimmo/S. Hancock/Williams ('Bacchus')
JB40. 79 Freud/Nimmo/Diane Hart/Williams ('Astrology')
80 Freud/Nimmo/Amie McDonald/Williams ('Oliver Cromwell')
JB41. 81 Freud/Nimmo/G. Jones/Williams ('Constantinople')
82 Nimmo/S. Hancock/Parsons/Williams (Freud in Chair: 'Blarney Stone')
JB42. 83 Freud/Nimmo/Parsons/G. Jones ('The Alphabet')
84 Freud/Nimmo/A. Melly/Williams ('Boswell') - repeat see JB1.1
JB43. 85 Freud/Nimmo/G. Jones/Williams ('Romulus & Remus') - repeat see J29.58
86 Freud/Nimmo/W. Richard/P. Jones ('Telepathy')
JB44. 87 Freud/Nimmo/Paul Merton/P. Jones ('Selling by Telephone')
88 Freud/Nimmo/Paul Merton/Sandy Toxvic ('China')
JB45. 89 P. Jones/Tim Rice/W. Richard/R. Stilgoe ('Chop Suey')
90 Nimmo/W. Richard/P. Merton/S. Fry ('What to Put on a Muffin')
JB46. 91 Freud/W. Richard/P. Merton/T. Slattery ('Briefs')
92 23.01.93 Freud/P. Jones/P. Merton/C. Quentin ('The Year Ahead')
JB47. 93 Nimmo/W. Richard/P. Merton/S. Fry ('A Good Hand')
94 Nimmo/P. Jones/P. Merton/R. Morton ('Custard Pie Humour')
JB48. 95 06.02.93 Freud/Richard/Merton/Slatterly ('Anyone in this Show')
96 –
JB49. 97 06.01.96: Nimmo/P. Jones/C. Freud/Paul Merton ('The Capital of Scotland')
98 13.01.96: P. Jones/Freud/P. Merton/Kit Hesketh Harvey ('Charisma')
JB50. 99 20.01.96: Nimmo/P. Jones/Tony Hawkes/Fred MacAuly ('Ayre')
100 27.01.96: Freud/Nimmo/P. Merton/Maria McErlane (?) ('Robin Hood')
JB51. 101 17.02.96: Nimmo/Tony Hawkes/P. Jones/Fred MacAuly ('Burns')
102. 24.02.96: Nimmo/Freud/P. Merton/Maria McErlane ('Goose')
JB52. 103 04.03.96: P. Jones/Nimmo/Tony Hawkes/Graham Norton ('Lindesfarn')
104 11.03.96: P. Merton/P. Jones/Nimmo/Freud ('Tattoo')
JB53. 105 Williams (Chair)/Nicholas Parsons/Peter Jones/Nimmo 1984 ('Miller')
106 Williams/Peter Jones/Tim Rice/Libby Purves 1984 ('Magic')
JB54. 107 (‘Policemen’)
108 (‘Modern Art’)
JB55. 109 (‘Avoiding Income Tax’)
110 (‘Polystyrene’)
JB56. 111 (‘What Excites Me’)
112 (‘Hang Gliding’)
JB57. 113 (‘Lights’)
114 (‘Something for Nothing’)
JB58. 115 (‘Panic’)
116 (‘The Blarney Stone’)
JB59. 117 (‘What I Most Desire’)
118 (‘Hot Dogs’)
JB60. 119 (‘Hercules’)
120 (‘Being Tickled’)
JB61. 121 (‘Kenneth Williams’)
122 (‘Snags of Show Business’)
JB62. 123 (‘The Little People’)
124 (‘False Teeth’)
JB63. 125 (‘Attack’)
126 (‘A Commanding Lead’)
JB64. 127 (‘Sensible Writer Underwear’)
128 (‘Treachery’)
JB65. 129 Freud/Nimmo/P. Jones/P. Merton (‘The Highlands’) - episode from Edinburgh
130 A Year to Remember Pt. 11 *
JB66. 131 ('Enjoying Life')
132 ('Wine')
JB67. 133 ('Interviewing a Secretary')
134 ('Preventing Long Telephone Conversations')
JB68. 135 ('Odd Surnames')
136 ('Flamboyancy')
JB69. 137 ('How to Live to be a 100 Years Old')
138 ('Bedrooms')
JB70. 139 ('Panache')
140 ('Watchdogs')
JB71. 141 ('Men')
142 ('Cooking an Octopus')
JB72. 143 ('Nuts')
144 ('Custard Pie Humour')
JB73. 145 ('Parsons Nose')
146 ('Bloomers')
JB74. 147 ('Getting Started')
148 ('My Silliest Habit')
JB75. 149 ('A Crash Course')
150 ('Thrills')
JB76. 151 ('Jam')
152 ('What to Reply to How Do You Do')
JB77. 153 A Grand Opening
154 My Ploy
JB78. 155 Astronomy
156 Demonectomy
JB79. 157 Breaking a Code
158 Unblocking the Kitchen Sink
JB80. 159 Stuffing Your Christmas Bird
160 Essentials
JB81. 161 (‘Avoiding the Bill in a Restaurant’)
162 (‘My Cooker’)
JB82. 163 (‘Peanuts’)
164 (‘Mingling’)
JB83. 165 (‘The Third Row of this Audience’)
166 (‘Odd Surnames’)
JB84. 167 (‘Bangs’)
168 (‘How to Frighten this Audience’)
JB85. 169 (‘Hats’)
170 (‘Tamoshanter’)
JB86. 171 (‘Joy’)
172 (‘Frederick The Great’)
JB87. 173 (‘A Nice Cup of Tea’)
174 (‘Ironing my Smalls’)
JB88. 175 (‘The Friendliest One I Know’)
176 (‘Getting a Shock’)
JB89. 177 Freud / Jones / Nimmo / Williams (‘The First of a New Series’)
178 Freud / Jones / Nimmo / Williams (‘The Best Game’)
JB90. 179 (‘A Great Party’)
180 (‘Atlas’)
JB91. 181 (‘Biscuits in Bed’)
182 (‘Bollards’)
JB92. 183 (‘Castles’)
184 (‘Big Bang Theory’)
JB93. 185 Silver Minutes: 25 Years of Just a Minute
186 Silver Minutes: 25 Years of Just a Minute
JB94. 187 (‘Citizens’)
188 (‘A Good Part to Play’)
JB95. 189 How Best to Colonize the Moon (Geraldine Jones, Clement Freud, Derek Nimmo, Kenneth Williams)
190 A Can of Worms (~ /03/99)
JB96. 191 Passing the Buck
192 Demonstrating
JB97. 193 Jellyfish
194 Doing my Own Thing
JB98. 195 Playing with my Yo Yo
196 Just a Minute
JB99. 197 A Sore Point (18.03.01)
198 Optimism
JB100. 199 Highways and Byways
200 The Ad-dabs
JB101. 201 My Socks
202 The Position I Now Find Myself In
JB102. 203 Hairy Legs
204 Brighton Rock (15.07.01) -new series
JB103. 205 Things I Never Should Have Done
206
JB104. 207 How to Annoy the Audience (05.08.01) -at Brighton
208 Sneakers
JB105. 209 How to Recognize a Real Yorkshireman (12.08.01) -at Leeds
210 How to Get Rid of Hiccups (19.08.01)-from London
JB106. 211 Malapropisms
212 The Minute Walz
JB107. 213 Keeping up with the Jones (26.08.01) -at Cardiff
214 Fiddlesticks
JB108. 215 My Opinion
216 The Multitude
JB109. 217 Empathy
218 Getting Launched on the Waters of Oratory
JB110. 219 Nothing at All
220 Piggy Banks
JB111. 221 Putting a Bold Face on It
222 What They Say About Me
JB112. 223 Traumatic Experiences
224 Fan Mail
JB113. 225 What I Stand For
226 Reputations
JB114. 227 Idleness
228 Christmas Party Games -repeat of JB39.77?
JB115. 229. My Exuberance
230 The Year Ahead (New series: Cardiff 06.01.02)
JB116. 231 Relativity
232 My Favourite Drink
JB117. 233 Crows feet (London 13.01.02)
234 Gross Impertinence
JB118. 235 Poetic Licence (Winchester)
236 Blowing the Whistle (London, 03.02.02)
JB119. 237 More Haste, Less Speed (Harrogate, 10.02.02)
238 The Wild West (Kings Theatre, Portsmouth, 17.02.02)
JB120. 239 My Idea of a Perfect Day (Winchester, 24.02.02)
240 How to Complain in a Restaurant (Harrogate, 03.03.02)
JB121. 241 The Best Advice I've Ever Had (Southsea, 10.03.02)
242 The Channel Tunnel (Hastings, 17.03.02)
JB122. 243 From Edinburgh Festival ¾opening missing, last of series (200?)
244 The Changing of the Guard (Drill Hall, Bloomsbury, London, 19.08.02)
JB123. 245 Discos (London, 08.07.02)
246 Traffic Wardens (Albambra Theatre, Bradford 15.07.02)
JB124. 247 Canterbury Tales (Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury, 22.07.02)
248 The Man on the Clapham Omnibus (Drill Hall, Bloosmsbury, London, 29.07.02)
JB125. 249 How to Make a Cornish Pastie (Foye, Cornwall, 05.08.02)
250 The Saxons (Alambra Theatre, Bradford, 12.08.02)
JB126. 251 The Chairman's Darkest Secret (Edinburgh Festival, 26.08.02)
252 How to Play the Bagpipes (Edingburgh Festival, 02.09.02)
JB127. 253 Cats (13.08.00)
254 Positive Thinking (20.08.00)
JB128. 255 Keeping Your Eye on the Ball (23.07.00)
256 Stuffing a Chicken (Nottingham, 30.07.00)
JB129. 257 JAM 35th Birthday (01.01.03)
258 How to Hand in Your Registration, (Marlow Theatre, Canterbury, 16.01.03)
JB130. 259 Alternative Medicine (Radio Theatre, London, 13.01.03)
260 Upstaging People (Old Vic, Bristol, 27.01.03)
JB131. 261 What I Love about Queuing (Berveley, 27.01.03)
262 The Magic of Radio (Hastings, 27.01.02)
JB132. 263 Why I Never Use Cockney Rhyming Slag (Drill Hall, London, 03.02.03)
264 Being a Rebel (10.02.03)
JB133. 265 Growing Old Gracefully (The Mattings, Suffolk, 17.02.03)
266 What Goes on Back Stage (Picture Playhouse, Berveley, 24.02.03)
JB134. 267 The Butcher's (Drill Hall, London, 03.03.03)
268 What I Dreamt about Last Night (Aldebrugh, 10.03.03)
JB135. 269 The Wombles (Wimbledon, 17.03.03)
270 Leicester vs. Portsmouth (03.03) (??.03.03) *
JB136. 271 Hogging the Limelight (London, 07.07.03) -new series
272 Ballroom Dancing (Wimbledon, 14.07.03)
JB137. 273 Party poopers (Palace Theatre, Westcliff, Essex, 21.07.03)
274 The Perfect Breakfast (Drill Hall, London, 28.07.03)
JB138. 275 How to Get Rid of Spots (Malvern Festival Theatre, 04.08.03)
276 The Best Dressed Member of the Panel (St. Edmund Hall, Southwold, 11.04.03)
JB139. 277 Breaking Records (Edinburgh, 25.08.03)
278 Fringe Benefits (Edinburgh, 01.09.03)
JB140. 279 Aniseed Balls (old show)
280 Making a Spectacular Entrance
JB141. 281 My Foibles
282 My Giddy Aunt
JB142. 283 What I Don't Usually Say
284 Cheques
JB143. 285 Keeping Prices Down (Ian Carmichael)
286 A Night on the Tiles
JB144. 287 Cobber
288 Steak and Kidney Pie
JB145. 289 Ecstasy
290 How I Restrain Myself
JB146. 291 Making Notes
292 An Appreciative Audience
JB147. 293 Exaltations
294 Absolutely Certain
JB148. 295 Paté
296 Dictation
JB149. 297 Rude Words
298 Silent Night
JB150. 299 Stephen Leycock
300 My Uncle Augustine
JB151. 301 Music Hall (Leeds ) (05.01.04)
302 Chewing the Fat (London) (12.01.04)
JB152. 303 My Dustbin
304 ¾
JB153. 305 1. My Favourite Words (Southwold) (19.01.04)
306 2. (26.01.04)
JB154. 307 3. Cold Turkey (Uni. of Dundee) (02.02.04)
308 4. Four-poster Beds (Leeds) (09.02.04)
JB155. 309 5. Ten Things I Hate (Drill Hall, London) (16.02.04)
310 6. Why I Never Rely on a Single Source (Old Vic) (23.02.04)
JB156. 311 Warwick Castle (Warwick) (01.03.04)
312 Swashbuckling (Warwick) (08.03.04)
JB157. 313 How to Matchmake (London) (15.03.04)
314 The Wisest Thing I have Ever Heard (TS version)
JB158. 315 Best Floral Arrangements Involving a Candle
Peat/Pete (TS version)
JB159. 317 Waiting
318 Sparklers
JB160. 319 My Finest Hour
320 Streaking
JB161. 321 Getting Wound Up
322 Chambers
JB162. 323 What I Came Here to Say
324 Waiting Rooms
JB163. 325 Niagara Falls
326 Getting Round People
JB164. 327 Hedonism
328 My Undoing
JB165 329 The Naysmith Steam Hammer Drop Forging Process
330 Distractions
JB166 331 A Chairman’s Job
332 How to Celebrate
JB167 333 Concealing the Body
334 My Muscles
JB168. 335 Getting Carried Away
336 Getting Pinched
JB169. 337 What I Learn from the Show
338 Bill Stickers
JB170. 339 Getting a Lot of Letters
340 Jury Duty
JB171. 341 The Way the Wind Blows
342 A Commanding Lead
JB172. 343 How I Carry On
344 Standing up for my Rights
JB173. 345 The Biggest Laugh I’ve Ever Had
346 A Spree
JB174. 347 Pleasure
348 What Give Me the Horrors
JB175. 349 Polo
350 Awards
JB176. 351 The Parisian Latin Quarter
352 Spanker
JB177. 353 The Fourth Earl Ross
354 Puppets
JB178. 355 Putting One Over
356 Staying Power
JB179. 357 How to Stop Snoring – almost all overtaped
358 Big Game Hunters
JB180. 359 Fascination
360 Burlesque
JB181. 361 Fun and Games
362 Making my Mark
JB182. 363 Showstoppers
364 My Impulses (end missing)
JB183. 365 Knees (end missing)
366 Pride
JB184. 367 Foul (end missing)
368 The Broads
JB185. 369 Relax
370 Crackers (end missing)
JB186. 371 My Dignity
Why Parrots Don’t Sneeze (T. Trinder)
KB187. 373 Crackers (end missing)
374 Mousse
See also:
B51.102 Episode 1/7 Freud/Nimmo/A. McDonald/Una Stubbs ('My Honeymoon')
BJ3.6 'Ayre' - repeat, see JB50.99
DE24.47 ('Nappies')
MD1.2 25.04.89: Nimmo/P. Jones/Tim Rice/Paul Merton (for first time) ('Pinching') 25.04.89
RB4.8 23.06.88 - 'Getting Uptight"
UA1.1 Williams/Nimmo/Freud/L. Percivale ('Nuts') - repeat
Programs sorted by alphabetical title
Absolutely Certain 294
A Commanding Lead 126
A Crash Course 149
Admirable Virtues 2
A Commanding Lead 342
A Good Hand 93
A Grand Opening 153
A Grand Part to Play 188
A Great Party 179
A Spree 346
Alternative Medicine 259
An Appreciative Audience 292
A Nice Cup of Tea 173
A Night on the Tiles 286
Aniseed Balls 279
Anyone in this Show 95
Astrology 79
Astronomy 155
Atlas 180
Attack 125
Avoiding Income Tax 109
Avoiding the Bill in a Restaurant 161
Awards 350
Ayre 99 BJ3.6
Bacchus 78
Ballroom Dancing 272
Bangs 167
Bath night 18
Beauty Contests 30
Bedrooms 138
Being a Rebel 264
Being Scared 22
Being Tickled 120
Best Hour in the Week 64
Big Bang Theory 184
Big Game Hunters 358
Bill Stickers 338
Biscuits in Bed 181
Bloomer 44
Bloomers 146
Blowing the Whistle 236
Bollards 182
Boswell 1, 84
Breaking a Code 157
Breaking Records 277
Briefs 91
Brighton Rock 204
Burlesque 360
Burns 101
Canterbury Tales 247
Castles 183
Cats 253
Chambers 322
Charisma 98
Cheques 284
Chewing the Fat, 302
China 88
Chop Suey 89
Christmas Party Games 77, 228
Citizens 187
Cobber 287
Concealing the Body 333
Constantinople 81
Cooking an Octopus 142
Crackers 373
Crows Feet 233
Custard Pie Humour 94, 144 (better copy)
Customs 26
Defrosting the Fridge 31
Demonectomy 156
Demonstrating 192
Dictation 296
Discos, 245
Distractions 330
Dogwatch 68
Doing my Own Thing 194
Doing Nothing 66
Diaries 37
Eccentrics 23
Ecstasy 289
Empathy 217
Enjoying Life 131
Essentials 160
Exaltations 293
Excitement 29
Excuses for Being Late 42
False Teeth 124
Fan Mail 224
Fascination 359
Fashionable Bed Attire 49
Fellow Feelings 8
Fiddlesticks 214
Flamboyancy 136
Foul 367
Fools 19
Frederick The Great 172
Fringe Benefits 278
Frozen Food 7
Fun and Games 361
Garden Worms 38
Getting a Shock 176
Getting a Lot of Letters 339
Getting Carried Away 335
Getting Launched on the Waters of Oratory
Getting Pinched 336
Getting Round People 326
Getting Started 147
Getting Uptight RB4.8, 27
Getting Wound Up 321
Giving Up Smoking 63
Goose 102
Gossipping 70
Graffiti 34, 36
Gross Impertinence 234
Growing Old Gracefully 265
Hairy Legs 203
Hang Gliding 112
Hats 169
Health Food Shops 41
Hercules 119
Highways and Byways 199
Hot Dogs 118
How I Restrain Myself 290
How to Annoy the Audience 207
How to Become Celebrated 27
How to Celebrate 332
How to Complain in a Restaurant 240
How to Eat Macaroni Delicately and without Cutting It 59
How to Frighten this Audience 168
How to Get a Seat on a Crowded Train 69
How to Get Rid of Hiccups 210
How to Get Rid of Spots 275
How to Hand in Your Resignation 258
How to Live to be a 100 Years Old 137
How to Make a Cornish Pastie 249
How to Matchmake 313
How to Play the Bagpipes 252
How to Shorten a Long Telephone Conversation 73
How to Stay Lovely 55
How to Stop Snoring 357
How to Recognize a Real Yorkshireman 209
Idleness 227
Interviewing a Secretary 133
Ironing My Smalls 174
Jam 151
Jazz 3
Jellyfish 193
Joy 171
Jury Duty 340
Just a Minute 196
Keeping Fit 10
Keeping Prices Down 285
Keeping Wicket 47
Keeping Your Eye on the Ball 255
Kenneth Williams 121
Knees 365
Learning to Fly 56
Lights 113
Lindisfarne 103
Litterbugs 12
Magic 106
Makeup 76
Making a Good Start 25
Making a Real Fuss 53
Making a Spectacular Entrance 280
Making my Mark 362
Making my Peace 11, 32
Malapropisms, 211
Me 16
Men 141
Miller 105
Mingling 164
Modern Art 108
Mousse, 374
More Haste, Less Speed 237
Music Hall 301
My Cooker 162
My Dignity 371
My Dustbin 303
My Exuberance 229
My Favourite Drink 232
My First Grown-up Dress 45
My Foibles 281
My Giddy Aunt 282
My Honeymoon 42, B51.102
My Idea of a Perfect Day 239
My Impulses 364
My Life So Far 6
My Ideal 28
My Muscles 334
My Opinion 215
My Plot 14
My Ploy 154
My Silliest Habit 148
My Socks 201
My Uncle Augustus 300
My Undoing 328
Nappies 51,57, DE24.47 (better copy)
Niagara Falls 325
Noise 5
Nothing at All 219
Nuts 50, UA1.1, 143 (better copy)
Odds 35
Odd Surnames 135, 166
Oliver Cromwell 80
Optimism, 198
Outdoor Games 48
Package Deals 33
Panache 139
Panic 115
Parson’s Nose 39, 145
Party Poopers 273
Passing the Buck, 191
Paté 295
Peanuts 163
Piggy Banks 220
Pinching MD1.2
Playing with my Yo Yo 195
Pleasure 347
Poetic Licence 235
Policemen 107
Polo 349
Polystyrene 110
Positive Thinking 254
Poverty 13
Preventing Long Telephone Conversations 134
Pride 366
Puppets 354
Putting a Bold Face on It 221
Putting One Over 355
Pythagoras 62
Rude Words 297
Quince 4
Relativity 231
Reputations 226
Robin Hood 100
Romulus and Remus 58, 85
Selling by Telephone 40, 87
Sensible Winter Underwear 127
Silent Night 298
Something for Nothing 114
Snags of Show Business 122
Sneakers 208
Spanker 352
Sparklers 318
Standing Up for My Rights 344
Staying Power 356
Steak and Kidney Pie 288
Stephen Leycock 299
Streaking 320
Striking a Fresh Acquaintance 67
Stuffing a Chicken 256
Stuffing your Christmas Bird 159
Superstitions 20, 21
Tamoshanter 170
Tattoo 104
Telepathy 86
Ten Things I hate 309
The Ad-dabs 200
The Alphabet 83
The Best Advice I've Ever Had 241
The Best Dressed Member of the Panel 276
The Best Game 178
The Biggest Laugh I’ve Ever Had 345
The Blarney Stone 82, 116
The Broads 368
The Capital of Scotland 97
The Changing of the Guard 244
The Channel Tunnel 242
The Days of the Week 60
The First in a New Series 177
The Fourth Earl Ross 353
The Friendliest One I Know 175
The Function of a Good Waiter 74
The Little People 123
The Magic of Radio 262
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus 248
The Moon 17
The Multitude 216
The Naysmith Steam Hammer Drop Forging Process 329
The Parisian Latin Quarter 351
The Parson’s Nose 39, 145
The Position I Now Find Myself In 202
The Saxons 250
The Things I Say 75
The Third Row of this Audience 165
The Way the Wind Blows 341
The Wild West 238
The Wombles 269
The Year Ahead 92, 230 (different version)
Things I Never Should Have Done 205
Thrills 150
Traumatic Experiences 223
Traffic Wardens 246
Treachery 128
Trolls 15
Unblocking the Kitchen Sink 158
Upstaging People 260
Waiting 317
Waiting Rooms 324
Watchdogs 140
What Excites Me 111
What Gives Me the Horrors 348
What Goes on Backstage 266
What I Came Here to Say 162
What I Don't Usually Say 283
What I Dreamt about Last Night 268
What I Learn from this Show 337
What I Most Desire 117
What I Put into Life 9
What I Stand For 225
What Makes Me Burst with Pride 24
What to Do with your Vitality 71
What to Put on a Muffin 90
What to Reply to How Do You Do 152
What They Say About Me 222
What You See in the Looking Glass 65
When I Wear a Top Hat 46
Where to Draw the Line 72
Why I Never Use Cockney Rhyming Slang 263
Why Parrots Don’t Sneeze 372
Wine 132
Winter Woollies 61
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